Chronographs

If all the IP law was repealed I’d celebrate, but enforcing them on everyone except the worst tech companies is not an improvement.

Honestly I see way more whining about .ml users than I’ve ever seen them actually being a problem.

There’d be a nationwide tomato shortage

Proceeds from the tomato sales go towards funding his continued imprisonment

Yes mistress

I stopped using imgur when they got it in their heads they wanted to be social media instead of an image hosting site. The few times I’ve tried to follow a link there recently it’s been unusable, this is just icing on the shit cake

Eminem - Superman apparently

That moment where you pull out the fleshlight and it makes you a hero. People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask you where you got it and you get to talk about it. This. Is. Your. Moment.