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Cake day: August 15th, 2023

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  • Step 1: lure t-rex to house

    Step 2: keep your front door open, but go inside. Make him try to follow you, poking his head through the door.

    Step 3: fucking stab his face from a safe distance, since the opening in the indestuctible house can never be forced wider he can never get further inside than is safe for you

    Step 4: repeat as above over days until the t-rex has bled out. a ~25 cm knife could probably still cause injuries that sum up, even on a big ass dino.

    I think the hardest part is getting into stabbing range when the angry head pokes through your door.