Brother I be eating these beans but they got my ass farting like St Helens in 1980. My diet is a seismic anomaly.

I love memes that still would have been bangers 3000 years ago

Its good shit

I’ve always heard americano, but I don’t drink coffee

less formal but equally signifying.

…that’s an oxymoron? The formality is what gave it significance.

4 pack, “over 1/4lb of sandwhich”, net weight 1lb 1oz.

If it has a microphone, it is always listening

If it has a camera, it is always watching

If it has a radio, it is always talking

Every traffic light has a camera that feeds to a real time crime center where all your movements are tracked and logged.

There are at least 2 balloons and a dozen KNOWN domestic surveillance satellites all with sub 10cm resolution.

The US government knows everything everyone is doing, they just have to decide when revealing how they’re spying on everyone is worth catching someone. For now they just pass the info to local LEOs to preform pretext stops and take them for whatever it is. Just watch dashcam of any drug bust from the last 10 years. “You were swerving in your lane, oh look, 500000 fent pills.” Police are being fed illegally obtained intel from the feds.

Wonder how much he gave to Scientology to try and make the shit he’s done disappear.

They also have 60 million people that voted for Facio.

The company I worked for during the pandemic is still hiring for every single position in the company. All of these positions are filled, they just keep the postings up to say they’re hiring and occasionally find someone willing to do the job cheaper(what happened to me).

1996: cameras, microphones, radios, in your appliances? You’re schizophrenic

2026: removing the cameras, microphones, and radios from the appliances we use to spy on you is illegal.

Uhhh, well on my most up to date device its at least a double digit android version.

outdated Android 15 with a similarly outdated One UI 7

…outdated @ 15 w/ 7?

Its not about the tech, it how you use it. I’m nomadic, off grid, and pretty tech minimalist. My 5 year old smart phone just has comaps, revanced, Lemmy, signal and a few other basic tools. My PCs stay as airgapped as possible and I’m ready to hunker down and emulate the last 40 years of video games offline. I haven’t kept up with llms but I’d like to get a decent lower power, highly optimized open source model to run locally once they’re at the best they’ll get before being banned. I just want essentially a offline search engine summary. If its critical I’ll get online but a offline local llm is really useful for me to change little 3 hour ADHD adventures into just a few questions.

I asked gpt5 and it told me to check the clutch safety switch. The thing you fixed.