

Avenged maybe….
Actually, now that I think of it, Avenged 7 Fold sounds like a mobile phone. Now that you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it.
You’re welcome.
Pro tip: If you find large mysterious eggs on a derelict space ship, ALWAYS inspect them very closely. They tend to contain some really cool stuff. Mind-blowing, transcendental best stuff ever. I’m talking, like, way too legit to be legit, feel me? If you see movement inside, be sure to place your head close to the top of the egg. You should try to smell the egg or even give it a lick.


Avenged maybe….
Actually, now that I think of it, Avenged 7 Fold sounds like a mobile phone. Now that you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it.
You’re welcome.


The same idea was revived with the original Jolla phone. I hope someone makes an updated version for the Jolla phone 2.


Or… hear me out. Get rid of the hinge, make the phone smaller, put the screen on top and keyboard on the bottom half. I think people would love it.


The correct way is to open it no more than 7 times. On the seventh time, you’re supposed to leave it open and never close it again.


It’s just another expense for them. A cost of doing business, nothing else. Maybe they estimated that a delayed project will cost 100x more, so it’s cheaper to break some laws and finish up a bit earlier.
Truly arrogant and revolting, but it kinda makes sense if you think like a psychopath.
Humans are born with the supernatural ability to whine endlessly about any topic. Nothing is too perfect to be spared from this.