Although

Imagine having to hold your tail while shitting

Boiled over hard please

Bro is Kaptain Kernel

Ooo boy. Well I oughta. I never! Gee whiz

thanks u too

Or ever. I’ve never seen anything but chaos on Black Friday. It’s crafted to push impulse purchases for the sake of a “crazy deal”

Coming out here all like “oh I just want what you had” and “why are things worse” and shit like “social security will be insolvent for me” like a bunch of whining hippies.

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Bobillion. Its recursive.

Very cool

Edit: my reading comprehension is not cool

Well you see, gas prices are a delicate game. One has to balance trade and security. It’s a very complex issue for dear leader…

Thank you dear leader!

takes a dump in my limited edition golden Trump depends

I know. And I don’t care.

Oops all baby teeth

Based on the laws of the universe. It will pop precisely when I decide to invest.

But I won’t. So it won’t pop. I’m sorry.

Just pile it on the backs of the damn lazy youths amiright

Yeah well my IPO is valued at 2 bobillion and comes with a coupon for a free 3 piece meal.

These cretins live in a reality that is out of our reach and generates negative consequences they never feel or are held accountable for.

Money is fake. Meet your neighbors.

I’d rather BioWare go to the employees. EA will just give us more scraps of games they obviously don’t give a shit about. “We heard your passion and your friend EA is going to figure something out”. Fuck EA.

Title of your sex tape