Welcome to stock market, where the stock price is based on expectation instead of how well the company actually doing. There could be profit but if the profit is slightly less than last quarter, the day traders all gonna throw their baby tantrum.

Ironpineapple’s job gonna be very interesting for the next few years.

What’s that? Smartphone for ants?

This comic apparently comes out when the first foldable smartphone comes out, which have the similar issue.

Didn’t one company basically made a GBA SP kind of phone, where you fold vertically to make a small square?

Edit: samsung galaxy z flip i think

The same guy probably want a huge mansion where all they do is…walk.

Don’t kink shame man.

Ohh hey, opinion poll, like a toilet paper.

…Tunic?

That’s Japanese…

Queen is jacked as heck, probably can solo the whole army.

If he said his intent is to hack then yes, he can be charged. But if he say “it’s rogue AI” then it’s all clear.

“break a leg”

No, please don’t.

The most humane way is probably the most gruesome way, which is beheading. Every other “humane” execution contains suffering for a bit, while beheading immediately overwhelm your brain with signals and you’re very unlikely to feel pain. The other way is by hanging, which will likely snap your neck once you drop down and overwhelm your brain with signals, but the risk is if the rope doesn’t adjusted to the right height you’re gonna hurt your neck while suffocating.

So get your guillotine now.