I just assume The Onion is legit news these days. Impossible to distinguish, and not once has the pedolf shitler called anything coming out of the onion “fAkE nEwS!”

For some reason, I can hear someone singing, “The Onion, the Onion, the Onion is on Fire. We don’t need no water, let the mother(hee-haw) burn. Burn mother(hee-haw), burn!”