• cardboardboxfort@lemmy.worldOP
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      20 days ago

      Hey look its school shooter edition Elon.

      Did you know he was a bully in school? He claims he was bullied but his dad set the record straight. Elon was once pushed down a flight of stairs at school. Elons dad went to the hospital to find Elon crying and demanding his dad to get the kid who pushed him arrested. His dad goes and talks with the principal, police, the students and finds out that Elon had instigated the incident.

      Turns out Elon had been bullying this student over the death of his father a few days earlier and he had been such a ruthless prick the kid snapped and pushed Elon down a flight of stairs. No one of authority felt it was fair to punish the kid since Elon had been a major twat and basically earned himself the injuries. Instead he switched Elon to another school.

      What a pathological freak of nature.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      21 days ago

      speaking of limp dick, his “surgeon” botched his penis implant , so he has to come in a cup to impregnate his concubines, to produce the 14+children he has, except vivien though.

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    20 days ago

    The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.

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      20 days ago

      All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.

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        20 days ago

        Stupidity beyond belief in a world with destabilising weather that’s gonna flood