Two man stand and converse, one holding a dog and the other alone. The one without a dog says “I mean it’s a cool dog but I was hoping for a borzoi.” The other quickly replies “oh shit, right. Hold on one second man.”
A paint tool stretches the dog horizontally.
A paint tool stretches the dog’s legs vertically. It now resembles a greyhound with the head of an anteater.
The dogless man smiles and confirms “THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT MAN”
Well, first you have to see the dog as a being without autonomy. A thing to be molded and deformed freely. Then it might make a bit more sense.