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2 Panel Comic

Panel 1: A blonde lady and a bearded man sit at a table playing D&D

Lady: I attack with my pet rock

Guy: What?

Panel 2: The lady, in wizard robes, hurls a rock that cracks against the head of a goblin with a CRIT!!

  • tal@lemmy.today
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    12 days ago

    Says it doesn’t work while being carried, but it’s got a 60 foot range, so I guess you could brain some critter with the pet rock by throwing it, then cast it to whack 'em a second time. Nobody’s prepared for the boomeranging pet rock.