He was later arrested when police found micro USB pics on his computer.

USB Hub is the real joke.

Ironically, it’s also a great place to get general tech support.

WD-40 is a cleaner and not a lubricant, this is the equivalent of using soap.

Female USB A cables are explicitly forbidden in the USB A spec, so this is some very specific, possibly illegal, fetish.

realizes USB port is turned the wrong way. Jams it in there anyways

“Now take that you little slot”