Even if Rachel and Jacob were white, nobody would be that white after a single month doing that work, LOL.

“Daniel Radcliffe (or Macaulay Culkin?) as Prince Valiant woos Uma Thurman” is certainly a choice for Bronze Age Canaan. The Pre-Raphaelites did some interesting stuff, but – hoo-buddy – historical accuracy was not their jam.

Dude just stand like a normal person, damn.

Here she has a proper dress while he’s wearing a couple blankets held on with a scarf. At least he has confidence.