• Seleni@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Well, the Victorians called it ‘man sitting with his knees up’, but given that they were massive prudes and ancient Egyptians… weren’t, it’s possible it’s exactly what you think it is.

  • BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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    15 hours ago

    Happy wife, happy life. If you make a party girl your wife, better let her party occasionally or she’s gonna make your life hell.

    Sincerely,

    Aliens, probably

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        4 hours ago

        I’d replace annoyed for irritated, but otherwise 100% accurate.

        I’ve always said that marriage is about finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. And more recently, that polyamory is about finding the people you want to annoy for as long as it lasts. So far, both are working out wonderfully.