She remembers when they invented chocolate.
The funny part is how gerrymandered her district is:

They made sure not to connect Winston-Salem to Greensboro (both relatively blue cities,), and split Greensboro amongst three “sure thing” red districts.
So their plan expected to completely dilute Greensboro to all red, but instead got 3 blue districts for their trouble.
Broadly, NC is extremely gerrymandered, and it only at least partially worked to dilute Winston-Salem and Fayetteville. Another painfully gerrymandered district that went blue:

Despite their best efforts they ended up with only 3 GOP. Will go down in history as textbook “dummy mandering”
Shit like this is probably why they act like Mitch is a young boy. jfc
Hopefully she’ll lose more than that soon too.
She called the police when she thought she saw some dark matter in her galaxy.
T E R M L I M I T S
Who wore it better?


But hers is natural?
Looked it up. She’s only 3 years older than the orange moron.
The family she plans to spend more time with:


thats him hearing children being whipped.
I think we should all get to meet our great grandchildren, don’t you?
And she still almost won. That’s insane. Who the fuck votes for these ghouls?
See my comment with maps and context. Gerrymandered to hell with most of her district being unflinchingly red no matter what without even looking beyond the party.
Who the fuck votes for these ghouls?
Those ghouls.
Big thanks to that libertarian guy for splitting the vote.
She looks like crumpled parchment. Almost as much as Trump’s mom.
shes not in her nursing home.
so shes a primordial, thats how old she is.
Maybe she can finally sleep in that deprivation tank made out of dirt that’s been waiting 20 years for her.
she was dormant for 13bn years.
Hell doesn’t even want these people
“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth”
Hence Hell must be a better place
“Before being burned alive by the Spaniards, Chief Hatuey was asked if he wanted to accept Christianity and go to heaven. Hatuey asked if Spaniards go to heaven, to which the priest replied that they do. Hatuey then stated that he’d rather go to hell where he wouldn’t see such cruel people.”
Absolutely amazing. I hope I can say something half as cool if I’m ever murdered by some religious or extremist group.
I for one completely trust this woman to make well thought out decisions about me and my children’s future.
- Who the fuck, ever?
People whose entirely view of politics, morality, and the future of humanity is “own da libs”.
Good riddance. Every ancient Republican ghoul and centrist Dem ousted out of office is one less obstacle to a better world.







