Source. Attribution is cool.

“it is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism”
Being hit by a motor vehicle of some sort owned by a large company with deep pockets and suffering a horrific but ultimately temporary injury with absolutely no longer-term health effects that nonetheless results in a seven figure injury settlement

Isn’t this just winning the lottery with extra painful steps?
Yeah but instead of the state paying you, you get to increase a big company’s insurance premiums for a while
Just getting silly here, but what if the people who are harmed by the system come together and abolish the system, because they are the majority?
There’s a word for that, but whenever I start typing it into my phone a bunch of police drones start to buzz my building.





