He has done good work for the Kremlin. Surely they’d at least give him the courtesy of a Moscow apartment and a modest allowance, as they did for defectors like Philby, if only in case he could at some point be put to use as a propaganda asset.

In other news, Pope held Catholic views

You love to see it

“Socialism” can mean different things, from European-style social democracy or Keynesian economics to Marxist-Leninist totalitarianism. The Reaganites having spent the past four decades using the word to mean anything beyond an Ayn Rand pipe-dream of pitiless free-market competition hasn’t helped.

That sounds very concerning

Based.

He can move to Miami, where he and the cryptobro scammers who are the backbone of the Florida tech economy can make Bioshock the next scifi story they wilfully misunderstand and try to make real.

Let me guess: reaching across the aisles and looking forward, right?

Were her statements written by AI again?

Nature is efficient, and he is only as smart as someone with effectively infinite means needs to be.

Perhaps it’s vibecoded slop?

They say he crossed over land to Argentina and had a plane waiting there to take him to the US, but bailed on the last part (at least with that particular plane) when the plot was revealed.

Maybe he and Netanyahu can be golf buddies

Once again, super-strong zombies. Death is not a superpower.

They’re henchmen. The position demands a notable villain.

The banana would be a modern art reference

If he waits a few days, Netanyahu may be free

If you can imagine fucking in it, it’s a fursona.

If your favourite band from college was The Cure, it was always inevitable. Robert Smith was born for moaning about the miseries of a lifetime’s losses and regrets.

Mark Zuckerberg: “You are like a little baby”