For extra realism, they should sound the horn as well.

Dean!

Some people just don’t know when to shut the fuck up, do they?

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Pro tip: Trump lies.

I want him to not so much “work with the Democrats” as “co-operate with the authorities”.

Lol. Lmao even.

I saw what you did there.

I’d rather hear a literal pig’s arse than listen to Trump at this point.

Mr. Trump blamed Republican losses on the fact that he was not on the ballot

Keep telling yourself that, you delusional fuckwit, but you very much were on the ballot.

What a missed opportunity for the headline “Bottoms comes out on top!”

Going through my Movies folder…

Mars Attacks in the Ass.
Black Dynamite in the Ass.
Better Man in the Ass
Coffee and Cigarettes in the Ass
Hundreds of Beavers in the Ass
Sucker Punch in the Ass
Bottle Rocket in the Ass
Bullet Train in the Ass
Swordfish in the Ass
Tremors in the Ass
The Jewel of the Nile in the Ass
Vampires Kiss in the Ass

Lookin’ mighty fine in them jeans.

The Steam reviews for this game are some of the most heart-warming things I’ve ever read.

And permanently banning anyone that says anything remotely like what the advertisers don’t like.

Since when has Trump cared about the constitution?

Goddammit I’m sick of people giving that shithead air time.

And they’re apparently not at all concerned about the jab at Trump’s awful taste in decorating.

Yeah. Where are the contempt of court charges?

I’m not too much of a privacy wonk, but I’ll never have one of those things in my house. Apart from anything else, I simply have no use for one.

I have never worked in a restaurant or retail, and yet somehow I still manage to treat them with respect because I’m not an arsehole.