I visited a KFC in Korea and it was bad.

Granted, American KFC is equally bad (in different ways) but, man, some of the worst fried chicken on the peninsula.

Five dollar stores don’t even stick to five dollars anyone.

Well, you say it’s statutory. I, on the other hand, …

I can’t even continue that line as joke. Osmosis Jones-ass song.

At least it makes my folders really easy to sort through…

Technically, math helps us figure out the diameter and barrel length as well as the amount of accelerant to create adequate pressure to fire a bullet to accurately kill things, so in the end it’s all math’s fault.

Your using your battery without a wall charger, huh?

You could still use Hold your horses because the car has horse power. Pressing the brake pedal literally holds your horses.

I think it’s just funnier how much that thing struggled to get over a relatively flat, dry obstacle. Not even half height of the tire, he couldn’t have just put it in low gear and gently rolled up and over? I swear I’ve seen sedans more capable than that.

Look, I champion black coffee wherever I can. I drink it decaf…

But I draw the line at matcha. Don’t lie to yourself.

Not really, if you set the parking brake and it rolls away, an investigation is conducted. If you failed properly set the brake or it was in such a state of disrepair, it’s your negligence and you’re at fault.

If the investigation determines that the car has a design fault that causes the brake to fail prematurely or your car was manufactured improperly - the manufacturer is at fault.

If, somehow, the road or infrastructure around the car caused the brake to fail… Well, you get it.

Basically, a better example would be “If I fire a gun into the air, I’m responsible for where every bullet lands.”