Why would you dilute your coke with milk?

…or Nachos.

Anyone remember foxcon jumpers and stairwell nets? It’s not like they’ve ever had a good time.

Respectfully disagree. I think we should carve his face in rock at Mt Rushmore. But instead of a face on the mountain, his face is carved on the ground, facing up, mouth agape. Then, the facility’s public toilets are suspended above it, and a constant stream of guests can shit on his face into his open mouth, basically forever.

The Presidential memorial can also serve as his tomb, so you can literally shit all over his corpse.

It will be the most popular National monument ever and completely befitting his legacy.

Every accusation is a confession.

Boomer humour.

Need a Bobby Tables style license plate.

Heh, I put the text of the joke in this post, but lemmy wouldn’t let me submit. Let’s hope the ALPR guys aren’t as careful lol.

The US is now THE rogue state.

So you are freezing roasted beans to slow degradation until you have enough time to drink. Neat!

I considered it, but to keep roaster coffee fresh longer, I went the other direction. I buy green beans and roast myself in small batches on demand. Just a few days before I need to drink the batch.

The clock doesn’t start ticking on beans until after roasting with all the complex maillard reactions.

There is no contradiction. Microsoft is suffering the fallout of a declared untrustworthy state and attack on customers’ host country’s sovereignty. This same phenomenon, while initially revealed publically by Microsoft, is not unique to them. All us tech is untrustworthy for the same reasons.

There is no finer compliment than an insult from Trump.

Edit: and vice versa

How many will be sent as meat shields to the Ukrainian front?

Every Lemmy Linux head. Lol.

As the world runs away from Microsoft at lightning speed due to threats to sovereignty, revenues are anticipated to shrink, layoffs are coming.

It isn’t specific to Microsoft.

Well la-di-da, look who has coke money while everyone else is all austerity…

Must be nice.

Brazil almost voted for the son-of-fascist-attempted-coup. I’ll take a Lula win, but how narrow it is it not reassuring. Same story around the world.

Why are you wearing that silly human suit?

No. Keep him. Hemorrhage more money. Go bankrupt. Zuck can become destitute, homeless, depressed, and addicted to opioids before an untimely death. He will not be mourned.

Instinctively? No. This is LA, it was learned behaviour. Learned for a reason.

Veritech Fighter