Eat your fiber, how are you going to overthrow the rich if you can’t take a shit?

Same but I can take zero credit for my taste, I had online friends with great taste in music.

I think Charlotte’s Web had something like this.

Spoilers for like a 20 year old show I guess, but ::: spoiler <House spoilers> House literally fakes his own death to run away into the sunset on his motorcycle with Wilson after Wilson is diagnosed with cancer. Literal ride or die couple. Admittedly partly to escape legal consequences, but he could have done that any way he wanted. :::

She’s not facing 18 months. They are pressing some small charges against her and some other protestors, and the max prison time could be 18 months.

Every news article I’ve ever read that contained the phrase ‘facing [x] months in prison’ chose the maximum possible sentence for x. That’s just what that phrase is meant to convey, that the law allows for a punishment as high as [x] months.

Example: https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/congresswoman-8-months-pregnant-facing-120000922.html

She has on safety glasses, that means nothing bad can happen.

It’s funny? I think I may have seen it in a textbook many years ago as an example of the patent boom that happened after the Industrial Revolution in the US.

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Man walking out of a destroyed public toilet: I will no longer use public toilets.

And touch grass like some kind of freak?? You’ll have to fight me 🔪

Does that make it dangerous to log in persistently anywhere, period, in case you click on a shady link? I legitimately don’t know much and trust common sense prevention (run sites through virus total if I’m not familiar with them) and built in protection to do most of it, and I haven’t had any known password thefts from anything other than servers getting hacked. I do have an authenticator app and use it on really important stuff (government, school) but that’s about it.

The Wired article linked by the OP article mentions visiting multiple banks in a week as suspicious behavior that gets flagged… if we had a car (assuming it needs a license plate to attach to you and look up info), that would have pinged my spouse last week. Stupid fucks live in such ivory towers that they’ve never had a bank run out of quarters for the washing machine.

Can you elaborate on this?

Lmfao, .corn sounds like an instance someone would spin up to compete with lemmy.beans

Instead of typing a prompt and getting a response, Dazzle has users snap a photo as the starting point and lets the agent point to what it thinks the next course of action should be. “Snap a picture of a purchase you’ve been thinking about, a flat tire, or fridge ingredients, and Dazzle buys on approval, schedules repairs, or suggests recipes,” the company says.

Finally, what we really needed: ChatGPT for people too lazy to type a prompt

If you want the cops to come deal with the alleged theft you’re not anti-government. You are explicitly describing how you want the government to function.

Fair enough, but it’s not reasonable to expect other trans people to vote for someone campaigning on curtailing their own rights.

So anti-government that you want them to come and prosecute someone who allegedly stole a pack of diapers?

Lol. Lmao.

Is it profit, “profit” if you exclude their operating costs, or annualized revenue, a figure no fucking business should need after being in existence for 5 years?

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You have been reading much longer haikus than I have 😜