He wasn’t the best dad, but still I liked him. He had quite some rough last years, lost his leg, cigarette addiction gave him a hard time breathing… Still, I don’t have many friends and half of my family is completely horrible. He was one of the good guys and I just feel so… empty right now.

Oh is that the extremly old egg? One of my mates ate it one day. It’s wasn’t good but definitely not puke-worthy. I’d eat that without a payment.

But(t)… I don’t even have a toilet paper holder?!

Wait what, I thought y’all were my best friends?! :c