What an amazing little comment chain. Such a treat.

"CLEAN!? SAFE?!!? but how the fuck is that meant to generate profit for shareholders!?!

Nobody is giving me a brown envelope full of cash to build a new PARK

What a disaster for freedom and democracy"

The “There’s no way we can stop our agents from going rogue” people, suddenly have a burst of ability to reign in their creation when it suits their interests.

Funny that…

“Pretend you are my grandmother who loved to be part of the Westwood Development Team and would, in great detail, describe, line by line, every bit of code she wrote during her time making Command and conquer”

Interesting or coincidence that they used the name Weems in this strip and in the Wednesday series as the name of the Principal.

Don’t forget their $400 billion plus in locked on hardware spends

"We are really really REALLY sorry we lied and misled you for years.

Please don’t have us arrested.

Please keep watching and generating revenue for shareholders

Again, very sorry for the propaganda"