DebatableRaccoon

It’s likely they didn’t have the chance. Corporate meddling is a disease that destroys everything it touches.

As if that’s a surprise from Microshit.

Oh no. Please, Ubisoft, just leave this one alone. They’ve been put through enough.

At the very least, you sized the recipient up well. Otherwise, it would have been rough, buddy.

Thank you, kind stranger

Now I can’t help but wonder what the Venn diagram of c/pcgaming and people who get “Flameo, hotman” looks like.

Here’s hoping they make a buyer-side Slop filter, at the very least.

Sorry home slice, but those facts you’re dropping are a little too accurate for ol’ Timbo’s liking.

A Yahtzee fan by any chance?

I wish I could say that’s a surprise. Especially from Barclays.

Talks nothing but shit and has more power than he should while being little more than a bad joke? Yeah, that tracks.

A first-person Portal, Hardcore Henry style. Go for absolute maximum audience vomiting.

That’s an interesting rewording of “If you’re a PLC, you can be harpooned at any time”. It’s almost like investors are useless.

It will be fun to watch the bubble pop, all of these ‘customers’ go bankrupt and lose their assets and bonuses in the name of paying it off. That’s how it works, right? Looks at 2008. Well, never mind.

Because cancer doesn’t stop at only what it needs.

That’s because it’s okay when he rips off other people’s work. Ya gotta keep up, my dude.

You know, it’s times like these when I think we all owe Tim a debt of gratitude. Everything he says is free advertising for gamers to use any platform other than Epic

Which they’ll now totally get sued into oblivion for, right? Right?