must be the gift of a diety

Our deity is on a foreskin diet, don’t be selfish.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bwic3hJ4q1A

It doesn’t work.

Where do I pay?

Cars can have a little uranium.

Trump duck.

High fat content can make it stubbornly float and roll.

• “Any request before we unplug him from the machine…?”

No problem, in a few years you’ll see similar articles, titled “Faeces has more nutrients than you would think” (read: “eat shit, pleb”).

It means you have sex twice. That’s it.

Look at poor Haskell sobbing in the corner now.

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Fine, I will watch Belzeboss again. It’s been more than a week, anyway.

Jew’s Harp.

It’s Enrico Palazzo!

I showed my dishwasher a captcha and it was just standing there like an absolute dumbfuck. Robot confirmed.

I honestly believe we’re in this shit because not enough people read the news. And whoever does, doesn’t look up details, just takes headlines at face value, eats the clickbait and moves on.

If you don’t read the news then you won’t stop hearing about the news. You will just get all the unfiltered hearsay, tinfoil hat theories, propaganda and hate material second hand.

I bet votes would be different and the world wouldn’t be at this state if MORE people read the news carefully.

He’s been found guilty of another 72 things already. You could take a video of him beheading someone with a teaspoon and he would still stay in his seat for some mind boggling reason.

Ahhahaha, thank you for checking, brave citizen! It’s not in English, but mostly translates to that; you 2 could make sibling websites.

This reminds me of the previous head editor of one of the largest media sites in my country. His hobby was to buy various odd/banal domains just in case they become useful one day. Sites like (the language’s equivalent of) fartingcontest.com.

EDIT: I just realised that the URL got automatically turned into a clickable link, and I’m too much of a pussy to check it out.