Dispassionate
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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Made With Love, Paid by the HourEnglish
1·3 days agoI can give you a 900 number where someone will talk to you as long as you want about how dirty, filthy sweaters are made.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•The American Dream: Slightly Used, Priced to Move!English
3·4 days agoOnly in the USA. Terms apply. Not eligible for transfers to socialist America.
I’m excited for the USA to finish that wall so when our air planes and ships are denied entry, we’ll already have have gated ourselves in. Let us stew for a century or two.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Ultra-Thin Condoms Test Poorly Among White Men Who Object to Having a Large Black CockEnglish
12·5 days agodeleted by creator
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•New ‘Ambiguous’ Variable Type Promises to End Type Errors by Making All Types Equally UnreliableEnglish
3·6 days agoI’m going to want full credit for the chaos. ;)
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•New ‘Ambiguous’ Variable Type Promises to End Type Errors by Making All Types Equally UnreliableEnglish
3·6 days agoHave you heard of the new
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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•New ‘Ambiguous’ Variable Type Promises to End Type Errors by Making All Types Equally UnreliableEnglish
3·6 days agoIf you aren’t holding the power cables with your bare hands, you may as well be using JavaScript.
Thinking like a true capitalist. Who says you can’t kill the master with the masters tools? ;)
It’s missing BINDERS of pages!
No no, this is wish fulfillment!! Not reality ;)
I wonder how many people have named their kid Luigi lately. Donald is probably not trending.
The funny part is how Trump (sr) isn’t on that list cause no one is even gonna pretend he’ll be held accountable for anything.
I’ve got Bovino pinned as the 2028 presidential win at this rate. Patel is fucked though.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•The Lazy Democrat Returns to HibernationEnglish
5·9 days agoHumor is subjective. Making political statements using humor is a common practice.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Everything Is Great, Says Unemployed Software Developer Who Has Begun Debugging His Own PersonalityEnglish
1·9 days agoIt’s just the armor I use to protect myself from the world.
Dispassionate@quokk.auto
politics @lemmy.world•Sanders calls for Democrats to pass ‘Medicare for All’English
37·9 days agoI mean, do it fucking now. (By now I mean early next year and not never, which is historically the timeline democrats work on)
Dispassionate@quokk.auto
politics @lemmy.world•Warren Lays Out How Democrats Can Deliver for the Working Class—Even With Trump in the White HouseEnglish
136·9 days agoWe should force him to do…
“Should.” That’s the word to watch. It does all the work.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Facebook Now Living Entire Lives on Behalf of Users Who Left the PlatformEnglish
3·9 days agoNobody needs to be giving them more ideas right?




















I still say Maine is a lame one. But I like old new Vegas.