First fediverse comment I’ve ever bookmarked.

Fuuuuuck me. I haven’t laughed like that for months. Thank you, internet stranger, I owe you a beer/joint/coffee 💛

It’d work nicely as a pure accelerator for an actual GPU though, with the right firmware.

Almost back to the 3DFX pass-through days again… 😁

“Fast” doesn’t just refer to the download speed, it also refers to the latency.

By any competent gamer’s standards, WiFi is slow. Starlink is untenable.

One “special” mind to another, a head for facts doesn’t preclude you from being wrong and/or needlessly pedantic.

It’s true, ambulatory bag of syphilitic pus and septic tank runoff is harder to say in conversation. Leaves less to the imagination in terms of my opinion of it though.

“Womp womp”

Nope.

Three sentences and I’m out. This goes nowhere I want to go, thanks.

Some thoughts just shouldn’t be articulated, they should remain merely thoughts. This is one of those occasions.

It’s the theftbot manufacturers trying to have excuses in the public perception for why all their claims about their product don’t ever happen.

“We had to slow down for safety. All those things we promised are coming, just one more round of funding bro.”

Then you haven’t been paying enough attention to what they don’t want you to remember, namely;

Trump and Epstein were inseparable fuck buddies that specialised in underage, unwilling participants.

Trump is a narcissistic, corrupt, paedophile whose every move is to do his utterly incompetent best to keep his history from catching up to him, ad infinitum.

The real wonder of the whole sorry fucking shitshow is that so many gormless fucking cunts are taken in by his syphilitic ramblings or provably false promises, and thus assist the ambulatory binbag of spray-painted second hand cumrags in his obvious grift.

The US as a whole deserves the public international humiliation being collectively reaped for allowing such a heinous example of a human being anywhere near power or influence, let alone celebrating and elevating it to their supposed highest office.

/Rant