Brave Little Hitachi Wand

That’s a lot of ifs. I don’t see any reason to think Jeffries or Schumer are secret masterminds, any more than I see a reason to hope Fetterman won’t Fett.

Alex, give me “How every midwit in the universe feels for $300”.

What it’s worth is “current situation”, unfortunately

I wish humans were smarter :(

You’re right, I was just tossing out as many things as I could think of. Pardon my gish gallop, my main point is just that showing respect to nazis is not going to earn it from them so why bother.

Really hope Texas gets just a taste of governance that is trying to do a good job. So many Republicans are kakistocratic grifters that they have to gerrymander and suppress turnout while also lying about everything just to make sure their base never gets a taste of what competent leadership even feels like.

“Potatoe”

“Slick willie”

“Enthusiastic scream”

“Swiftboating”

“Thanks Obama”

“Biden gaffe machine”

“But her emails”

“But her laugh”

…But when a nazi scumbag has an awkward moment, suddenly the calls for decency and measured reactions. Fuck that times infinity. Any and every low blow is absolute fair game at this point.

Insider Democrats described the crisis as “fucking bliss”

That may be, but it’s dangerous to guess at a distance. And time is a distance all its own

Thanks!

Oh weird! This exact factoid came up in a recent episode

Well yes, but also the concept of honour back then was dictated largely by rich slave owners. So…

Artist or slop? I like the joke but I have a bad feeling about the pixels

LPOTL fan detected. GET THE NET!

Double ha, I vote in multiple countries!

This is too good I can’t even think of something funny to say but I love you for this 🤣

There’s no class solidarity like .01%er solidarity

It’s a lot more versatile outside of the states. My goal as an immigrant in the UK is to be referred to by a Brit as “a good cunt”.

Yeah except all herpes does is make you look bad and hurt wo- oh yeah, you’re right.

It must be catching