Wasn’t there another outage before, blamed on an antivirus, which was also due to microslop’s fragile codebase?

yeah, enough of this rodeo: time to rein in this evil idiots with money parade.

Slop slop

(and they want us all to rent their computing power rather than having personal computing)

You ain’t taking my RAM, Sam!

Yes, but users also should not just put all their eggs in the same basket: diversify and make them work hard to spy on you :D