Tuesday? Or worse, two Tuesdays ago?

There are four chickens

We should require all filibusterers to first play Night Bird

I awoke at precisely midnight my time last night. i had to text my wife (timed to arrive between her waking up and going to work) so i could go back to sleep without waking her unnecessarily

A grave is, by definition, a memorial

My gran was extremely political. She loved everyone except for Ronald Reagan and George W Bush, who she hated with a fire that songs have been written about. Leaving my voting stickers at her memorial sounds lovely.

My cousin married an Italian girl from Argentina. She’s in her 20s so I don’t blame her for nor do I ask where she was in the 1940s (if you aren’t a nazi and your parents are/were, awesome. Way to overcome a tradition of hate. That’s how I feel about my cousin in law. She’s pretty cool) but she gets a lot of shit for it for some reason, living in Miami.

Aye aye sir

“It’s not our job to be political. It’s our job to fund Israel”

Do I have to be a lesbian for the 30 cats? I’ve always been kind of gnc

Blexas, Blexas

It’s an effective tool, I think they need to dispense with the written filibuster and return to oral. If you are passionate enough that you want to stop a bill on your own, be prepared to blather

Hey no considering opportunity cost, this is Lemmy. We post jeans here

Texas has been edging us over its flirtation with democrats. I never expected the truck to hit the pole either

How many robot butlers?

• Bitch
• Executive
• Ass
• Vermin
• Experiences
• Regret

No, it’s laying them off because it’s November and it will juice their financials. AI is a convenient scapegoat

Pretty good, all things considered

Idk dude rigs with a hard R

If your water runs through your attic, those foam pool noodles make excellent insulation and are fucking easy to install