Man, I love a Bloody Mary. But a really good Virgin Mary is still glorious.

Keep taking it day by day, brother or sister.

Owww!

These days I only hunt ‘the deadliest prey’.

In the early days of Lemmy you were only allowed to post about beans and if you strayed off topic Mothra would come get you.

Now we discuss all sorts of things, like beans.

Oh, and beans.

But the burlap does chafe me so!

How do you feel about moths? Beans? Corn? Poh-tay-toes? Soapy tiddies? I’m sure I’ve missed some.

Spaff it up the wall, of course!

Turns out the pedal in the middle slows down the car and you don’t need to just swerve around things all the time.

To put on his pizza, of course!

iPhone 4 was my favourite iPhone. It wasn’t too big and it felt great in the hand.

I feel, at this point, that you are ChatGPT. “You’re right, 16 isn’t a prime number, good catch!”

Pffft. Changing the clocks was so last week!

the screaming

She’s wordlessly vocalising the entirety of the human condition. Some of that is bound to suck!

EVERYTHING IS OK NOW
Full story p9

Fuckin’ whooshed over the lot of them.

“Wait ‘til you see my toad-in-the-hole!”

You’re welcome?

I’ll Hossenfeffer all over you if you like.

My local pizza place calls this pizza the ‘Hossenfeffer’ because it’s what I order every time and have been doing so for about fifteen years.

I don’t know if anyone else has ever ordered it. But it’s the chien’s testicles.

Yeah, but it was cool in Syndicate.

Are you so critical of all the other weapons people are nominating? Like the disintegratiaton?

Persuadatron - a short range weapon that fires a small dose of chemical which renders the target totally open to suggestion. When hit, victims momentarily turn blue, lose all free will and follow the agent who fired around the mission zone like sheep. Civilians are always open to persuasion…