Hi, I’m your local, friendly federal agent informing you that you should not join sex cults on this Lemmy Girl shit, bro. Just looking out for you, brother and/or sister and/or other gendered Lemming degenerate who lurks here, such as myself.

But anyways, enough about the weather. Do you want to join my sex cult? This totally isn’t a phishing scam or honeypot or anything. I genuinely like using my tongue for illegal activities, however you interpret that set of intentionless words, friendo.

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I asked my penis, she said start using the bitch. I said I beat you daily and she starts talking about ass and pussy and it’s like I might be the second coming but I ain’t no miracle worker, aight? Fucking get off my dick already, you fucking dick, amirite?

…I know…

…the joke was I was traumatized by how shit they were that my brain overwrote the memories…

I just want a sequel to The Guy Game so I pair it up with its brother I have on this very real shelf I have that holds this also very real physical copy of this game I have amongst other games like Donkey Kong Country 1+2+3, Rollercoaster Tycoon, 1+2, Goldeneye n Perfect Dark, and Myst n Riven. Shame they didn’t make more games in the Myst series. Could have been a great series of, I dunno, five or so games and a book series, but they stopped making them after the second installment as my definitely not self-neuralized brain is telling me. The books were good though. But what were we talking about? Nine-tenths of the law? Tf does that shit mean? Bueller?

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If you are controlled by cringe, there is cringe in you. If you are controlled by anger, there is anger in you. If you are moved by the world, the world lives rent-free in your head. Be empty, as the Buddha described, and then you will act in your full power, not simply react to the world. If you are always reacting, you are not in control of yourself. Free will is a skill. I pooped my pants while righting this. It tastes funny.