MeatPilot
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MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world•The Prime Minister of Japan was assassinated in broad daylight not even 5 years agoEnglish
24·2 days agoNo no no!
Japan is obviously a magical land with 24/7 wiafus. Where the only crime is weebs defending these wiafus from bullies. No longer losers, they use fantastic powers they unlocked doing little to nothing to get them. They were just handed these gifts instantly from (insert being, artifact, or lineage) to boost their main character syndrome.
This has to be fake. Obviously the police would have opened fire and popped the balloon.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Two young action movie actors, Tom Holland and George Lazenby, both at 29 in their respective photos. Or: a 2020s man of action vs. a 1960s man of action.English
151·2 days ago
Look at old tar teeth.
Another note, Tom Holland looks almost childlike for your average 29 year old. Really not a good sample for that age group.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Prisons Using AI to Predict When Incarcerated People Will Commit Future Crimes: It's going to "optimize placement of incarcerated individuals."English
31·2 days agoPhillip K. Dick was so prophetic that he had to drowned himself in drugs to keep from seeing more horrors.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My asshole will never recover.English
1·5 days agoI have one, but think I need to hook it up to a gallon of milk.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This perfectly encapsulates both the current state of capitalism and my rapidly declining mental health.English
1·5 days agoI don’t know, the comment never went to school to learn maths.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My asshole will never recover.English
6·7 days agoDo you use your fingers or a fork?
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My asshole will never recover.English
6·8 days agoIt’s the worst and you can’t even stop it like you can stop eating. You just have to endure and push through.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My asshole will never recover.English
11·8 days agoI’d try that, but I think it would really fill me up.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My asshole will never recover.English
9·8 days agoI’ll try.
NSFL
I lied. Picture a little fishes mouth, gasping for air. Stuck in a pool of hot wet mud.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My asshole will never recover.English
8·8 days agoIt kind of is since it’s a sphincter that opens and closes.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This perfectly encapsulates both the current state of capitalism and my rapidly declining mental health.English
11·8 days agoOne more garbage product and we’ll truly have summoned Beelzebub with the unholy Trinity.
MeatPilot@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•The survival of American democracy depends on taxing billionairesEnglish
5·8 days agoGood riddance. I can’t think of the last time a billionaire did any good besides build a new worthless toy or find a way to exploit consumers and the government.
Not like we’ll collapse anyway. Most of their money is spent on overseas labor and goods because they want to hoard all they can.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Man Hires Swarm of AI Agents to Go on Epic Hacking Spree Against Major CompaniesEnglish
1·11 days agoHas anyone done a fanfic of hackerman and hatman falling in love? Like hatman shows up in the dark room and instead of being scared, they kiss.

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why DDG is the superior serch engineEnglish
2·15 days ago
Make damn sure your soffit vents don’t get covered. The jackass who did this right before I bought the house jam packed all of them. I had zero airflow in my attic and had to crawl around clearing the soffits vents and reattaching the styrofoam baffels.
Trying to find beams and army crawl through thick blown in insulation to every edge of my roof was the worst experience. Would be a great torture for a SAW movie.
Anyhow now I have fantastic airflow! But all that could have been avoided if he didn’t overdo the edges and fuck up the baffles.