If a robot is being remote-controlled by a human, surely that’s using Real Intelligence, not Artificial Intelligence

If it’s applied to the interest, it takes $2 off the total because you’re always paying off the last month first. (Yes it’s predatory and that’s how mortgages work) If it’s applied to the principal it takes off $2 plus the interest that would have accrued on that $2 from the time of payment to the time you finally pay it off completely.

Unless I’m wrong. I’m not an expert. But we paid off the mortgage for our condo early (got a windfall) and that’s how I understood what I was told at the time. It’s a reason some loans have a prepayment penalty; don’t get one of those.

If you don’t specify they automatically put any extras towards interest so you’re not reducing the principal.

Awww, now he can be a Generous God to all the pups in the neighborhood!

If you’ve already voted and you know someone who’s too lazy or distracted, give them your Sample Ballot as a cheat sheet

All Americans who aren’t fuckwads, get your votes in before November 3rd!

We can’t vote out the moldy orange but we can turn Congress, and we can strip the maggots out of our state, county, and local governments. That’s important to fight GOP gerrymandering and make voting easier for everyone, especially unfairly disenfranchised people. And build “minor leagues” of younger politicians who will soon have the experience necessary to do the actual job of running the country, not ruining the country while grifting and building Versailles.

My ballot “has been received and will be counted.” Thanks for the text, California!

Oh, but if you are a fuckwad, you can skip it. If you’re lazy and you have a Progressive friend, you can cheat off their Sample Ballot rather than bother to figure it out yourself.

Just make sure you don’t send any lowly servants or woke scientists. They don’t deserve to go.

You mentioned vegetables, thank goodness, but also have a piece of fruit whenever you can afford it. Good for vitamin C to help you get the iron out of those eggs, a calorie boost from the sugar, and an assortment of other nutrients especially if you vary the fruits. Also a little fiber for your heart and to help move those other foods along in your gut.

If there’s a farmers market in your area, go before closing and ask if they have some seconds they can sell you for half price. This goes for vegetables too.

You don’t know they haven’t just washed their hands. In fact, since they’re about to eat, it’s likely they did. Especially since they specified wings, which are finger food. Are you saying you eat with dirty fingers? It’s never occurred to me to use the airhole to control the flow, and I haven’t eaten in a restaurant for several years, but I’m aware other people have touched any food I didn’t cook myself and it doesn’t put me off.

…"The focus is strategic… It’s not just about trans girls in sports; it’s about all girls in education,” she said, emphasizing that it’s about attacking Title IX and trying “to get everyone on board with supporting defunding their own civil rights.”

She explained that Title IX is also the mechanism through which women report campus assaults and that while the Trump administration is distracting everyone with anti-trans fearmongering, it “quietly defunded the civil rights division of enforcement in the administration on Title IX.”

Also wanting to eat your cake and have it too is supposed to imply you’re like a toddler having a tantrum because you’re just coming to terms with the rules of object permanence: a person playing peekaboo or hide-and-seek can disappear and still come back, but if you eat your cake it will be ALL GONE!!!