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And just like that, Argentina became the escape route for Nazis again.

The state has detected you are using your RAM inefficiently. Surrender your devices immediately and submit to manadatory neuralink installation

“I love my country, vote for me”

*immediately flees country*

Nothing screams Nationalism like fleeing your nation

“Relocated”. I’m sure he spends more time on Mar-a-lago golf course

Its nice to see a breakdown like this, but in the figures the “savings” section has a higher total than the “transportation” section…

Stop literally taking my money by making me work hard on my project.

We only do things that everyone is happy with, which is why we stand in bulletproof boxes to talk to you

This is where we realise Violet is subtly bringing everyone on Lemmy together to form an Anarchist commune.

POV: It’s 2050 and youve wedged your head between the passenger headrest and the door pillar