Dead Space.

Seriously, though, do you actually have any sort of coherent response? Like, at all?

It was a joke towards others, not yourself. Just playing into the satire.

Edit: Satire.

Edit Ii: Satire.

Ediy III: Sartre.

Etc…

We abide by @hildegarde the word of @hildegarde is law. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, take this seriously, google gobble, gooble gobble, this is definitely not satire, one of us, one of us!

It would be less pathetic if they dropped the victim complex, but pathetic will always be inseparable from that specific argument.

Sure.

Now you’re literally comparing yourself to being a slave just because you aren’t immune to the judgements and criticisms of others. Nobody is putting you in jail, you’re not on trial, your freedom of speech is fully uninpinged, you can say whatever you want, but if you can’t handle criticism then maybe keep your coward mouth shut. Pathetic.

How would you even try to parody this?

You’re just so opressed. Poor little baby.

No shit.

Sure.

My dad is fucking awesome.

My dad beat the crap out of my mom’s boyfriend for breaking into the garage and smashing the car windows one year on my birthday.

… I, uh, don’t have a lot of other birthday stories.

Edit: This is supposed to be funny.

Stop talking funny and I’ll consider it.

What are the top two?

I would be so down. I would die, but it would be awesome.

I learned that same lie from that liar ass little dinosaur cartoon fucker.

That’s a wyvern, not a dragon! Fake and gay! FAKE AND GAY!

If i were in a room with both of them I’d shoot one (either) in the gut and then shoot myself so thag I wouldn’t have to suffer through being around the other.

Tankies gonna’ tank.

Getting banned from those spaces is just kind of a right of passage. It’s the lemmy equivalent of getting banned from r/conservative. It just happens.