This made me laugh out loud. That’s very rare.
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I guarantee it does not have a robot that can do all my chores for me.
NoxAstrum@lemmy.cato
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Might need a wellness check at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.English
3·7 days agoDon’t you only really do wellness checks when you care if the person is well?
NoxAstrum@lemmy.cato
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Support socialism and public school funding!English
2·7 days agoI guess I have to buy the roads I drive on now.
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
NoxAstrum@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you think homeless people are responsible for the situation they are in?English
7·13 days agoAre they completely free of responsibility? Of course not. Did they wake up one day and say “I’m going to become homeless, see what all the fuss is about.”? Of course not.
I’m going to assume that nearly every person who’s homeless has some external factors like genetics (addiction, mental health etc), and some poor choices that led them to that situation. It’s very likely that a lot of the poor choices have their root in the mental health problems.
It’s exceptionally difficult to succeed in this world when you don’t have the tools to navigate it. A bad day for you might be permanently devastating for someone else.
I guarantee they have some disadvantage other people don’t.
NoxAstrum@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Just gotta protect the family!English
2·14 days agoI see someone learned a lot from covid.
NoxAstrum@lemmy.cato
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•do you think that brainrot can be fixed and if so how?English
2·14 days agoI’m not sure exactly what brainrot refers to. I assume it means a loss of cognitive ability due to lack of mental exercise. If that’s what it is, it can be modified, yes.
We have years of data showing that stimulating your brain is necessary. One example would be doing Sudoku puzzles, another would be playing the memory game (you have a bunch of items in a box, you uncover the box for a short time, then attempt to remember as many things as possible after it’s been covered up again).
When they say the brain is like a muscle and needs exercise, it sounds cliche but it’s absolutely correct.
NoxAstrum@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red.English
8·14 days agoIt goes to show that they know full well who their audience is. They are actively manipulating the stupid. “We’re trying desperately to appeal to the ‘school bad, football good’ morons. If only their pickup trucks could vote too.”
Heaven forbid you manage your time wisely and leave plenty of it so a snag doesn’t make you late.
NoxAstrum@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red.English
24·16 days agoChoose freedom? Like the freedom to be charged for criticising data centres? That sort of freedom? How about the freedom to be executed in the street by law enforcement? I’ll pass, I don’t really want their freedom.
NoxAstrum@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Six Flags says it will install seat belts on Georgia roller coaster after rider's deathEnglish
6·16 days agoWhen I was young, I assumed anything that didn’t have a seatbelt didn’t require one, there was no danger of leaving the seat. I don’t think I ever truly believed it, considering the fact that the school bus had no seatbelts.
Someone else’s dick in a box?

I guess that’s worse than being a piece of human-shaped garbage? I dunno.