Three perfect logicians walk into a bar.
The bartender says “Y’all want something to drink?”
The first logician thinks about it and says “I don’t know.”
The second logician thinks about it and also says “I don’t know.”
The third logician says “Yes.”

Edit: aw, dang, I see deadbeef beat me to this one… by 4 hours.

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

She is not seeking reelection, but she is still in office until the end of this year.

They already had them ordered by state, why not list the state?

Alabama
Shomari Figures
Terri Sewell

California
Mike Thompson
John Garamendi
Josh Harder
Mark DeSaulnier
Nancy Pelosi
Adam Gray
Jimmy Panetta
Raul Ruiz
Norma Torres

Connecticut
John Larson

Florida
Darren Soto
Kathy Castor
Jared Moskowitz

Georgia
Lucy McBath

Hawaii
Ed Case

Illinois
Brad Schneider
Eric Sorensen

Indiana
Frank Mrvan

Maine
Jared Golden

Maryland
Steny Hoyer

Massachusetts
Jake Auchincloss

Michigan
Hillary Scholten
Kristen McDonald Rivet
Haley Stevens

New Hampshire
Chris Pappas

New Jersey
Josh Gottheimer

New York
Tom Suozzi
Laura Gillen
Josh Riley

North Carolina
Don Davis
Deborah Ross

Ohio
Marcy Kaptur

Oregon
Janelle Bynum

Texas
Henry Cuellar
Vicente Gonzalez

Virginia
Eugene Vindman
Suhas Subramanyam

Washington
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez

As a relative beginner, I think it’s funny that you say “they could’ve just said 蕎麦屋 rather than そば屋”, since I can actually read the latter, but not the former. And my guess is that’s why they write in kana; to be easier for people who don’t know all their kanji.