First order for Texas, fix the power grid before they freeze again this winter.

ITT: social security recipients

very paraprosdokian

Another reason to get a bidet.

When you’re married to Jeff

Bill so badly wants to believe he’s like George Carlin, when in reality he’s more like Gallagher.

Why wait 80 years? Never put off for tomorrow what you can do today.

Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they’re the gayest thing a man can do

There are no girls on the internet (rule 30). Which means OP is a man who sent a shirtless picture of themselves to another man, which is pretty fucking gay.

Ah yes, the famed British opinion that if something isnt British then it is inferior.

The Hank Green bandwagon hate really fucking irritates me.

The man, and his brother, have done decades of charity work. Raised millions for all sorts of progressive causes (Pizzamas). Created completely free online educational course videos that I know a large percentage here used in highschool/college (Crash Course). Produced thousands of science videos and topics (SciShow). The pair of them spend their time trying to educate and improve lives in any way they can (VlogBrothers), and give back for everything they have.

Hank makes a video that appears to have AI assistance, and people are ready to drop them on the spot like none of that matters.

Hank even apologized for his reliance on it. Gave receipts that it was never used in any of his other works. Used his experience as a cautionary tale of how AI it take over a process, and promised to do better.

Doesn’t matter… his previous decades of charity. His lifelong commitment to education… irrelevant… people want to hang him out to dry.

The VlogBrothers stretch themselves over complex topics, educational materials, charity events… everything… FOR FREE. I don’t blame Hank for trying to streamline and organize things. I think the man has taken on way more than any one person should do. I think the people jumping on him to make him some kind of pariah are nothing but self-rightious douchebag fuckheads that haven’t done even a fraction of good as those two brothers have, and they know it. They want to use this one thing as though it somehow makes them superior, like they ever did a goddamn thing for anyone. Like they could even begin to understand that level of work and charity to do all of that.

The man made a mistake doing too much and these cretins are tearing him down for clout. It’s fucking disgusting. Decades of positivity without controversy and yet it has afforded him no grace from the people who readily consume his content.

Don’t forget the Seven Tenets of Satanism

Don’t troll globally, troll locally.

Trolling shit on Twitter, etc is pretty pointless, you’re just posting to other internet warriors… Pissing in an ocean of piss.

But when you troll on Nextdoor (or apps like it)… it’s like “BoomerWorld”. Still bigoted and ignorant, but also not jaded from the internet at large. So they eat up shit, they just don’t expect people will go on there and tell lies (they really do that). You don’t get as many “views”, but the ones you do are just so much sweeter. It’s like you’re touching real lives… it’s heartwarming.

I believe in grassroots trolling. o7