I could slip off the curb trying to get away from him, hit my head, and end up with so much debt I kill myself.

Clearly a direct threat.

A health insurance executive is a direct threat to my well-being and I have the right to stand my ground.

Went from powdered milk to cutting onions

“They’re voting with cats! They’re voting with dogs!”

Private equity is great at destroying things without caring how they work.

You have no idea how happy this would make me if my default setting of “all humans suck” didn’t suggest that maybe they were threatened by people to not show up.

Totally. When I read the Aubrey/Maturin series I saw a lot of parallels between Picard’s leadership style.

He was Picard and even more than Picard.

Plus it makes people dependent on the electrical grid so you have a captive market.

The guy who plays Bubbles is on trial for SA

Everything I love is terrible.

I can’t even watch trailer park boys anymore.

If you told me this was from FTL Newsfeed I’d believe you

As an American who also insults America this thread doesn’t make me mad at anything more than how people stupidly hold another ape up as a paragon and then argue whether they were shitty or not.

Ghost Town by The Specials

At least all you missed was powdered milk.

I slept straight through soapy tiddies

That’s among the least problematic shots in Ren & Stimpy.

Don’t look it up, you’re not ready for it.

Tell me why

The fediverse is where I go to vent my doom.

Things we think are good happen. But they are terrible given time. Like agriculture.