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1 day agoThe Mummy. It wasn’t the titular character. It was the scarabs.
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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Imagine being an atheist tripping balls on some mold, writing a fanfiction, and then said fanfiction becomes Catholic canon
Sometimes I wish someone would do that again and give us a 4th option for an afterlife. Or at the very least, give us a better rundown on what purgatory is.
Sounds almost like a badass superhero name. The last name alone is like a dose of hopium straight to my heart