Hah, I can’t look at this without remembering that one vine:

“Where my dogs at?”

Fun fact: the guy who portrayed the native guy in those ads, Iron Eyes Cody, was Sicilian.

Try again

No way. If RoboCop or Cyberpunk is anything to go off of, trusting a company to supply parts for your own body is not a good idea.

Besides, I’ve always liked my equipment in stock form, to really appreciate it for what it is at its core.

Hah, it made me more careful around cats, for sure. I blame tortitude and litterboxes for the reasons why I prefer dogs.

Tales from the Darkside, specifically the Cat from Hell sketch. It’s where a black cat slashes a guy pretty badly before literally diving into him. I left the room after that.

I didn’t revisit that scene until I was an adult, and let’s just say that kid me had good instincts, since the scene afterwards showed the cat literally burrowing through the guy before popping out of his mouth.