I unjokingingly agree with you so hard. That is legit peak engineering of oral sauce delivery. I need me a box of DickCheese^® ASAP. I WANT TO SHOVEL A FORKLOAD OF CHEESY DICKS IN MY MOUTH.

But everyone in the pringles mashed potatoes videos seem to love it

You must give some shits if you’re human. You are human…right?

I agree to an extent. Some shapes work better for difference sauces because of the way their shape holds onto sauces. Like shapes with lots of ridges are great for “mac and cheese” as opposed to long smooth noodles.

I’ve only ever had those on bottles of Mickey’s. Man they were a great way of reminding you how drank you thunk I was.

This is like a product review Elaine Benes would write and I’m really feeling like getting a can of condensed cream of mushroom soup now

You’ve never wanted to take a little bite out of that cylinder plopping out of a campbells can of condensed cream of mushroom soup?

Does ham count? I do like a nice thick slice of ham for easter but in sandwiches I agree with you.

What if the rolled beef is on some flatbread like kofta kebabs

It’s just a phase buttmasterflex

Ah, Chicago, makes sense. Give me middle pieces all day.

I’m sure muffuletta is delicious but if given the option, I’m picking a submarine shape 9/10 times. I’ve never liked square pizza, getting a square corner piece from a tray pizza is worse than insulting someone’s mother.

Any preference if that soup is in a square bowl, or round fishbowl, perhaps a giant martini glass?