Real

A god can have a bean anytime they want.

If you’re on the internet it’s already too late for you.

With a side of sploshing it looks like.

I think that’s what they call it when there’s food involved.

People hating on him for this now for some reason when they should have just been hating him the whole time because he sucks.

I mean yeah, if we’re being real it’s all just a load of shit to give people something to fear so they have some reason to not rape and steal and murder so much.

Wasn’t it that God cast Lucifer down into Hell for asking too many questions?

And that Christianity rules over people with fear that they won’t get into Heaven if they don’t worship God correctly enough?

It makes sense that they’d lie about what Hell is like to lure you over to their side.

I bet Satan is actually a pretty chill dude and everyone just hangs out doing drugs, having crazy sex, and listening to metal all the time.

People really get in their heads about this being because they’re aging but really it’s just because you’re not a child and you’re talking to a person at their job who is being polite to you.

Huh, wonder what he said.

I’m never gonna read it so it’s a mystery.