I think I get what you’re going for, but that sentence hurt my brain.

To be fair, this shows an impressive improvement in cats’ understanding of grammar since the start of internet memes. Remember when they used to ask, “Can I haz cheezburger?” At this rate, they’ll soon speak better English than all of us.

This headline implies that living standards haven’t already been falling for years now.

Also, is anyone else tired of having their worst feelings and anxieties be confirmed through news headlines?

Oof, so close to being a haiku. Just one syllable too many.

Does Beep still do that? I blocked them months ago, I forgot about them until this reminded me of their existence.

she uses the same rag she used in the bathroom to wipe my desk.

That reminds me, I once had a boss who used the same scrubber to clean both the toilet bowl and the sink. She did it so casually, seemingly clueless about how fucking nasty that is.

Stopped reading halfway through. Nope, nope, nope.

Amazing - it’s only 7am and, thanks to this post, I’ve already had enough internet for today.

Wait, I’ve never encountered a paywall on TVTropes. I don’t see it when I click OP’s link either. Is this something new?