I choose to read it and pronounce it as keep ass every time

We are not the same

You sound upset, can I offer you a complimentary bag of peanuts? They’re 60% nitrogen!

Even worse:

Page 1: enter email or phone number

Page 2: enter password

Page 3: enter 2FA

okay, but why the fuck am I entering a password if you’re forcing me to use 2FA?

Corposluts: “iTs MoRe SeCuRe”

BITCH - If I can fucking reset my password with the same email/phone number I use to receive my 2FA, then the password is functionally useless

It’s certainly a take to suppose there are good Nazis, it’s another to claim he was a “German soldier”

Too scared to say the N word, Tripwire?

(Not that one, the other one)

Whaaaaattt???

You mean the game where I can play as a nazi has some problematic devs?

“Look what they’ve taken from us, we used to be a nation”

It doesn’t, it links to a porn website now, which is why I didn’t post the exact URL.

You obviously haven’t seen the highest rated shits on ratemypoo dot com

“and I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

Sex will make your day

Anal will make your hole week

You mean the wire in Flock cameras, right?

What’s the light source?

I had to look up the joke.

The Heisenberg principle says you can’t know both a particles position and momentum (speed).

So when the cop told him his speed, he lost his position.

“What about the other eight?”

I’m also not going to take advice from OP in the fucking comments section, now where’s the booze, shithead

Is killing it with the knife a requirement?

Because if I can make some shit covered spears and throw them from the safety of my indestructible hut then I’d try.