Marshals can seize assets on behalf of private citizens who won judgments in civil court. In exchange, the marshals can collect a bounty of up to 5 percent.

Sounds like pirates 🦜

I don’t know who she was, only that she certainly wasn’t my mother.

They haven’t had their coffee yet

Oh which authoritarian regime has Starbucks donated to?

But are they the right kind of citizens?

I like Granny Smith and all, but they make my teeth feel weird.

Pink lady is always a charm.

When Washington declines, fascists will use this to invalidate our votes.

I love this logo

Wait, do you mean Israel, or me over here USAing

Pink lady is my favorite. Pretty darn tart, I would say.

The people with the guns would shoot the people who want to overthrow Trump