That’s gonna make it hard to pay back the loan…

Let me know when he floats face down in the reflecting pool

You’re gonna be really sad when you miss that headline…

I first heard a version of this quote as a U.S. Marine Corps quote.

I wonder if its origins are different than that.

I did a quick search and it seemed to still point to a military origin.

I can’t bring myself to add a vote to this total

the joke rights itself

There’s nothing worse than a capsized joke…

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Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden?

How is this “showing up on the doorbell cam” and not “stood on their porch”?

“I’m from Northern Virginia”

Sorry - it’s all I can think of after your example…

Hiking can be nearly free especially on beginner trails that don’t require special equipment

Writing is something I hated in school but as I’ve gotten older it can be fun to kinda play god with peoples lives.

Cooking isn’t free but could actually save you money if you eat out a lot.

4. Public moderation history means those decisions follow you. One moderator’s decision can influence another and snowball into more moderation.

This has got to be the first time I’ve seen the modlog listed as a negative aspect of lemmy?

I think he’s suggesting you die