You people lead such interesting lives. Is this what the real world is like?

Maybe homeless people? But even then… there are ways.

Or hell, drink McDonald’s coffee if price is an issue. It just doesn’t come with a status symbol on the cup.

I used to have a CD (when those where a thing) that just had scary noises. Perhaps you can weave some of those into your playlist?

Also, I know apple has at least one halloween playlist that I saw. I bet spotify, etc does too.

And what happens when the sun goes out?

Riddle me that, solar elitists.

I’m probably not going to read this. Just tell me, oh wise one, should I watch house of cards again?

Cost who?