Having too much money insulates you from having to find out

I needed a to make a copy of my front-door key, so I tried one of the automated key-copiers. After copying my key, it said that it needed my address to ship the new key to.

I was livid. I just gave you a copy of my key, and now you want my address? It was basically Break-Into-Your-Home-as-a-Service

We also have “Not voting for either evil, and vote for a third party”, but then the Democrats wouldn’t be able to vote for bombing other countries, and they couldn’t stand that.

Best we can do is “We wish we didn’t have to support genocide”

• Democratic politicians

Ah, yes. The pool of voters who are both:

A) So big, as be able to swing elections

and

B) So small, as to not be worth catering to