Oh, now we love third parties huh? The GOP is an existential threat so tbh whatever takes them out is a good thing, but long term stuff like this makes democracy look stupid and that’s not good for a healthy and stable democracy, so we really need to make ranked choice a thing everywhere.

Also

the cartoon economics wing of the conservatives

You can just say conservatives

Look, we know they’re a Chinese-speaking hacker, what else do you need to know? /s

Investigators established that one of the two victims in the incident returned home to find the ICE agent, David Gonzalez, sleeping on her front lawn. She told her 72-year-old father, who also lived there, causing her father to go outside to send Gonzalez on his way.

Officers say Gonzalez refused to move and assaulted the 72-year-old victim, forcing him to the ground. The 72-year-old victim’s daughter then intervened, causing him to attack her as well. The 72-year-old victim then produced a gun and shot the ICE agent, David Gonzalez, in the stomach.

Shortly afterwards, the 72-year-old’s daughter’s boyfriend, an off-duty police officer, arrived and handcuffed the ICE agent, David Gonzalez. He was later taken to the hospital and is expected to be booked into Fresno County Jail after he has been treated.

I feel like if one of the victims here wasn’t dating a cop this would’ve gone the other way and they’d both be dead or in jail now, but hey, seems like things more or less worked out like they should have here at least

Found a related news story (which has some absolutely horrid passive voice bullshit, but at least is another documenting of this incident)

https://www.kjct8.com/2026/09/18/man-run-over-by-ice-patrol-car-while-running-agents-state-patrol-says/ (arc)